Californication
Posted in California on March 6th, 2010 by ColinI left California in 1990 after graduating from Elk Grove High School to attend the University of Missouri-Columbia (aka MU). After going to school (and not finishing…yet, hence my current status as a student in my very last class), living in Boston, back in Columbia (without finishing school, of course), getting married, working in Oregon and Indiana, getting divorced, working in Michigan, I’m now living with my family in Merced, California (again!).
One of the requirements to become an English teacher in S. Korea is a criminal background check, and I need to get one from whatever state I’m a resident of. Since I’m not required to get a California driver’s license until my Michigan one expires, I haven’t gotten one and therefore I’ve been a Michigan resident. Getting a background check in Michigan while living here would be more of a hassle, and I want to get started on my paperwork to get to Korea, so it was time to do it.
On Thursday, I spent about 3 hours at the Department of Motor Vehicles (it’s BMV in Michigan and Indiana, as in “Bureau”) getting my license (only missing 2 on the written test – boo-yah! – although calling it written is a huge stretch since it only involves reading rather poorly worded questions and checking the corresponding boxes) and registering to vote, both of which help officially establish my residency.
So I’ve got my little temporary paper license with my even littler plastic one coming in 2-4 weeks (“Usually 2,” said the nice lady at the counter who works in easily the busiest job I’ve ever seen in my life.)
It feels like in many ways I never left, or more accurately, like I never gave up my California mental and spiritual citizenship. I’ll always carry it wherever I go, and I suspect most people carry (lightly I hope, and not drag) their past with them in one way or another.
Nice to be back.


















